Obama's Fist Bump: America's Handshake


    

Desc: http://www.videojug.com - Presidential Candidate Barack Obama bumped his wife when he accepted the DNC nomination. If you haven't mastered the bump, here's what you need to know.
Tags: semi, charmed, life, by, third, eye, blind, 3eb,

Akon- Sorry, Blame It On Me


    

Desc: Add me on Myspace! http://www.myspace.com/k1ngj4m3z BE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE TO MY VIDEOS, I'LL BE MAKING MORE VIDEOS OF SONGS! This is a video I made of Sorry, Blame It On Me by Akon.This song is dedicated to Gwen Stefani for stop sponsoring her tour and to the 14 year old girl from Trinidad which he bumped on. I put together some pics of Akon, so check it out, hope you like it. Akon-Sorry, Blame It On Me Lyrics- As life goes on I'm starting to learn more and more about responsibility I realize everything I do is affecting the people around me So I want to take this time out and apologize for things I have done And things that have not occurred yet And the things they don't want to take responsibility for I'm sorry for the times I left you home I was on the road and you were alone I'm sorry for the times that I had to go I'm sorry for the fact that I did not know That you were sitting home just wishing we Could go back to when it was just you and me I'm sorry for the times I would neglect I'm sorry for the times I disrespect I'm sorry for the wrong things that I've done I'm sorry I'm not always there for my son I'm sorry for the fact that I am not aware That you can't sleep at night when I am not there Because I am in the streets like everyday Sorry for the things that I did not say Like how you are the best thing in my world And how I am so proud to call you my girl (Bridge) I understand that there are some problems And I am not too blind to know All the pain you kept inside you Even though you might not show If I can apologize for being wrong Then it's just a shame on me I'll be the reason for your pain and you can put the blame on me Chorus You can put the blame on me (4x) Said you can put the blame on me (3x) You can put the blame on me Sorry for the things that he put you through And all the times you didn't know what to do Sorry that you had to go and sell those packs Just trying to stay busy till you heard from Dad And you would rather be home with all your kids As one big family with love and bliss And even though Pops treated us like kings He got a second wife and you didn't agree He got up and left you there all alone I'm sorry that you had to do it on your own I'm sorry that I went and added to your grief I'm sorry that your son was once a thief I'm sorry that I grew up way too fast I wish I would've listened and not be so bad I'm sorry your life turned out this way I'm sorry the FEDS came and took me away (Bridge) I'm sorry that it took so long to see They were dead wrong trying to put it on me I'm sorry that it took so long to speak But I was on tour with Gwen Stefani I'm sorry for the hand that she was dealt For the embarrassment that she felt Just a little young girl trying to have fun Her daddy should never let her out that young I'm sorry for Club Zen getting shut down I hope they manage better next time around How was I to know she was underage Enter 21 you know the club they say Why doesn't anybody wanna take blame, Verizon back out disgracing my name I'm just a singer trying to entertain Because I love my fans I'll take that blame Even though the blame's on you (3x) I'll take that blame from you And you can put that blame on me (2x) You can put that blame on me And you can put that blame on me
Tags: , obama, politics, news, democrat, mccain, voting, humor,

Batman and the Joker's Final Confrontation


    

Desc: this is just creepy. From the movie Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker I cut out the Batgirl/Harley fight cause it would have bumped the time up over 10min EDITS Between the uncut (this video) and the cut: - Batgirl talks to a well-dressed couple instead of 2 hookers - Batman doesnt throw the knife at The Joker in the edited version - "I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind" is changed to, "I'll begin with how I affected young Robin's makeover." - the line "the serums and the shocks took their toll," is removed in the edited version - over half the "family memories" film is cut in the edited version - all blood removed in edited vers. - The Joker punches Batman instead of slashing and stabbing him - "Make daddy proud" is changed to "Make him one of us" - the BANG! gun shoots "joker gas" instead of a steel rod - Joker slips and gets electricuted instead of shot - the line "we buried the joker underneath arkham" is removed
Tags: , Akon-, Sorry, Blame, It, On, Me, Konvicted, Music, Konvict,

Tablet PC as a Hammer! MobileDemand Rugged Torture Chamber


    

Desc: We could use a hammer. Instead we use our xTablet Tablet PC. We do this to prove a point. Our xTablet is rugged and durable enough to take the beating of hammering in dozens of nails. Without a glitch. We attached an accelerometer with a real-time graph running on the screen to show the actual impact forces the Tablet PC is enduring. Notice the lines on the graph that are created when the tablet is bumped and swung up and down.... Now notice the graph as the Tablet PC impacts the nails. It takes a beating. It endures up to 10 g forces in shock as it hits the nail. Check out the minor denting where the tablet strikes the nail. And the graph is still running. Only minor case damage. Still running like a champ! See more at: http://www.RuggedTabletPC.com
Tags: , batman, joker, beyond, returns, robin, torture, the, dark, knight, movie,

Indonesian S.W.A.T rescued Hijacked Airplane.


    

Desc: Indonesian Special Forces rescued a Hijacked Airplane with Special portable wooden ladders, special tow trucks, special combat minibus and cool looking snowboard goggles. 3 terrorists shot to death and injured a SWAT member that fell from a Special portable wooden ladder while trying to do backflip jump into the rear door of the aircraft and bumped his head on the hard concrete. all the passengers reported saved and without injuries. Special thanks to the Indonesian Special Weapons and Tactics.
Tags: , Tablet, PC, MobileDemand, xTablet, Rugged, Computer, Hammer, Torture, Chamber,

Nathan's Numb: Lego Music Video


    

Desc: a lego film my bro made. very good, I think. first widescreen movie i've done. too bad our dog was in the shots, and bumped the table...
Tags: , SWAT, Indonesian, Military, army, TNI, tentara, nasional, Indonesia, Special, forces,

JIMMY BROWN


    

Desc: BALCONYTV.COM 7/07/2008 PRESENTED BY TOM MILLETT My name is Jimmy Brown. I'm originally from Belfast, Northern Ireland, but I now live in Hickory, North Carolina. I started my career in music when I was seventeen, playing cover gigs in the North of Ireland. I did this for about two years and eventually I got bored of singing other peoples songs so I decided to write my own. I released an album independently in 2003 and started playing shows with my own tunes. It's a hard transition going from playing other artists songs to only playing your own -- you soon realize that your own songs need to get a lot better! A year later, I decided to go traveling. First stop was Worcester, South Africa. I spent a few months there working in orphanages and shanty towns and then I headed off to Bali, Indonesia. I played a fair few shows in the tourist spots in Bali with some amazing percussionists and pipe players and spent the rest of the time snorkeling and surfing -- someone has to do it! After Indonesia, I made my way to Holland. I stayed in a little village called Ede, about an hour outside Amsterdam, which is were I wrote the songs that would later be on my first EP entitled, The Art of Coming Home. I released the EP in a wee pub in Belfast called McHugh's, and I remember looking out the window and being surprised to see that there was a line of about twenty people waiting for the doors to open. The gig sold out and the songs were well received. A few weeks passed and then a friend of mine asked me if I would go with him to North Carolina via China. The next thing I knew I was landing in Shanghai Airport! My best memory of China was when we had to go into a restaurant's kitchen and invent some sort of interpretive cross-cultural sign language in order to get our dinner. We were two hungry guys from Belfast nodding our heads frantically with our tongues hanging out wishing we knew how to say 'chicken curry & fried rice, please!' A month later we arrived in Charlotte, North Carolina, and I quickly resumed my solo act. Not long after, a friend told me about a band that were playing in a place called Hickory and so I decided to take a drive up to check them out. When I got there I realized that the front man was a native Belfast man. One thing led to another and I ended up moving to Hickory and joining that band. I played with Airspace for two great years before choosing to go solo again. When you meet one guy from Belfast in the foothills of the Appalachians, in as remote a place as Hickory, your chances of meeting another one are probably slim. But as fate would have it, I bumped into Irish poet Adrian Rice in what is now one of our local haunts, 'The Old Hickory Taproom'. Adrian and I spent about a year and a half talking about words, music and pretty much everything else under the sun. An inspirational television documentary about a painting called 'Snowstorm', by the late English artist J.M.W. Turner, provided the final push behind Adrian and me getting together to co-write songs. I was amazed by the story behind the painting and I started penning the words which became the opening verse of our first song, 'The Frailty of Man'. I brought what I had of the lyrics to Adrian and asked him to write the rest. We set off for the bar (where else?) and after an hour or two the lyrics were complete. This marked the start of what Adrian and I call a 'golden moment' -- we wrote twelve songs in eighteen days. Six of these songs are currently being recorded for an EP entitled 'The Age of Distraction', due for release in September of this year. http://www.myspace.com/jimmybrownmusic Tune in again tomorrow!!!
Tags: , animation, experimental, short, film,

Crazy Naked Ass Squirt Anal!


    

Desc: Kissing girls boy Christina Aguilera Brooke Burke interracial indie panties erotic sexing bumped video lovely cockriding hot babe strip-tease hottie pie sex video Denise Richards girl domination fetish bitch perfect tits cumming
Tags: , jimmy, brown, balconytv, balcony, tv, dublin, ireland, folk, rock,

E.p 2 Summer love Jemi&Nelena


    

Desc: THE STORY IS IN HERE LOOK!!!! OPEN Pervously on Summer love Jemi met but joe had a girl friend, then some mistry person showed up who is it!!! Demi lena- omgHappy why are you here V- because i wanted to hi to you guys (They *hug*) Demi- i missed you lots selena- so did i V- i missed you guys to Nick- ecuse me sorry coming threw spilled soda on selena Selena- ahhh Nick- soryy heres napkins looks in to her eyes thinks wow shes pretty selena- its okay (thinks hes cute) Nick i guess ill see you around Selena- yep totaly selena- thinks totaly im so stupid Nick- (Winks) V&demi- look who has a boyfriend Selena-hes not my boyfriend i dont even no him fight attendent- everyone buckle up were leaving blaa Note- i dont really no what to say) lol They land in Hawaii Demi Selena- wow V- wow is right ill see you guys later to night for the dance Demi&selena- Bye they get to there roomsthey unpack Demi- Im going for a walk ill cya later Selena-okay With Jo bros Nick- wow that girl is so pretty Joe- i met someone to but i bumped in to her nick- dude u have a girl aleady Joe- I know Joe- have you seen my blanky Nick- no i bet kevin took it or something Joe- kevin is a big meany Nick- your such ababy Joe- hey th (interupted) Sarah barges in Sarah sorry we'er over i met some one else bye loser Joe- wow that was convenet nick- i know dude sorry joe- ya but i really didnt like her i like that girl demi Nick- then go for her i hope she likes babys Joe-hey im going for a walk first to get my head in place Nick- okay cya an a hour joe- k bye with demi demi sings this is me Joe- heres it but doent no who it is wow i have to find that person but he saw demi on the beach right after Authers note( lol) Demi- laying on beach right after she sang the song Joe- hey demi whats up Demi- hey joe Joe- i can i ask you something demi- sure( thinks hes so cute) Joe- would you like you go to the - gets interupded V- hey joe can i talk to you joe- sure shoot V- would you like to go to the dance with me what will he say what was he going to ask demi whats up with selena and nick will joe find the the girl who was singing find out on E.p3 Summer love sorry guys i didnt make it into a vid it just takes for ever!!! so im going to ake it like this for a couple of e.ps dont worry ill go back tothe regular!!!
Tags: , sexiest, babe, silicone, dancing, Sharon, Stone, ducky, lipstick, arabic, long, legs, Angelina, Jolie, thong, free, castration, women, young, spears, music, backstage, round, ass, revolting, dance, blowing, juice, sweet, hard, Rihanna,

Chapter One Why? (Jobro Story)


    

Desc: Riana Sutton- A 15 year old girl that has long brown wavy hair. has never heard of the jonas brothers and is very pretty. has just moved from michigan to new jersey. Natalie Sutton- A 20 year old girl that is Riana's sister. she has never heard of the jonas brothers either. she has brown striaght fair hair. she is about 5"7 and riana is 5"6. she is very pretty but doesn not flaunt it. Chrissie Robet- a 18 year old girl that doen't come into the story for awhile but doesn't know who the jonas brothers are, has blond long hair that is striaght and is 5"6. is Rianas friends. " Hello, I'm Riana Sutton" I said to the principal of my new school. " Welcome, Please go sit over there and you may wait for your tour guide" the principal said back. "O.k." I said moving to a couch that was in the room. About 10 minutes later a guy with brown hair that was curly but not down, was wearing skinny jeans, and a polo shirt walked up to me. " I'm here for a girl named Riana," he said. " That's me," I said. " Hi, I'm Nick, please follow me" Nick said. I followed Nick. " So this is just a casual school, you know, populars are jerks and geeks are nice, blah blah blah" said Nick. " You know, for being a tour guide you really suck at it," I said. " O.k. I know, I just wanted to get out of 5th period," Nick said. " I see, what's so bad about 5th period?" I asked. " It's Spanish and I was never good in Spanish," said Nick. " Oh," I said. " So, where you from?" asked Nick. " Michigan" I said. " Nice, so do you have your classes?" asked Nick. " Yeah, I am in Spanish right now" I said. " Oh cool, so you good in Spanish?" asked Nick. " I wish, the only thing I know how to say in Spanish is yes and count to ten," I said laughing. " Same here" said Nick. " So we have one class together," said Nick. " Yep" I said. We continued walking and talking until 6th period where we went separate ways and then now I am walking home. I bumped into a guy. " Oh I am so sorry" I said. " Hey Riana" said the guy. " Oh hey Nick" I said smiling. " I see you walk the same way as me," I said starting to walk. " Well do you live in a house that is white and green, has rocks by it like it is the driveway, and a white van in front of it?" asked Nick. " Yeah, why?" I asked. " I'm your next door neighbor," said Nick. " Omg, that's awesome" I said. Nick smiled. " So, want to walk home with me?" I asked. " Sure" said Nick. We walked home and now I am at my doorstep. " So um Nick, I know we just met and all but you're a cool person, so want to hang out, not like a date or anything?" I asked. " Um sure, and not like a date" said Nick. " So say Friday, at 2 pm, where do you want to go?" I asked. " That sounds like a great time, and how bout' to the park, so we can talk" said Nick. " Okay, see you then" I said. We hugged goodbye and I went inside. The next few days went by fast, all of my dreams were of me and Nick at the park. I knew it was going to be an awesome time.
Tags: , summer, love, Jemi, Nelena,

Barack Obama Terrorist Fist Jab Fatality


    

Desc: I couldn't resist...
Tags: , brothers, chapter, cool, jobro, jonas, one, OneTrueMedia, weird,

Speed bump


    

Desc: New speed bump release
Tags: , mortal, kombat, fox, news, barack, obama, terrorist, fist, jab, demonstration, spoof, fatality, pound, bump, dap, knuckle, parody,

BUMP OF CHICKEN Laugh Maker/ラフ・メイカー


    

Desc: sung by:BUMP OF CHICKEN name of the song: Laugh Maker/ラフ・メイカー video made by: Ki ---------------------- I couldn't find a video of this song here in Youtube...so I decided to make one by meyself XDD I got this song from a friend 3 years ago and from then to now I still love this song XDDD, so I made a video with pic found on the NET, Sorry for it ^^;
Tags: , speed, bump,

才悩人応援歌 / BUMP OF CHICKEN


    

Desc: 才悩人応援歌
Tags: BUMP, OF, CHICKEN, Laugh, Maker, KiNeisis, ラフ・メイカー,

BUMP OF CHICKEN "時空かくれんぼ"


    

Desc: 旧アカウントでアップしていたものです。
Tags: , 才悩人応援歌, BUMP, OF, CHICKEN,

IEFD ep. 5 - Lock Picking - Bump Key


    

Desc: Episode 5 is the first of our Lock picking series. In this episode we describe how to make and use a bump key to quickly unlock most residential grade locks.
Tags: , BUMP, OF, CHICKEN, バンプ, 時空かくれんぼ,

Tales of The Abyss - Bump of Chicken - Karma + High Quality


    

Desc: karma bump of chicken in high audio quality
Tags: Bump, key, lock, picking, Infinity, exists, full, disclosure,

M - Bump (Live)


    

Desc: Minwoo's live performance of Bump
Tags: , alternative, blues, classical, country, rock, rap, pop, jazz, indie, hip-hop, folk, electronic, unsigned, world, music, reliious, bleach,